Tour de Pharmacy 2017 Online Full Movie

Tour de Pharmacy Online Full Movie

On the first day of the 1982 Tour de France, Italian cyclist JuJu Peppi (Orlando Bloom) accidentally causes a pileup after attempting to grope a bikini-clad female spectator, which causes a massive brawl to break out between all the other cyclists, postponing the race until further notice. Police find evidence of narcotics being used by the cyclists, and it is revealed that UCI president Ditmer Klerken (Kevin Bacon) accepted bribes of $50,000 each from a majority of the competitors to forego preliminary drug testing. Although all the cyclists are suspected of doping, the UCI allows the Tour to continue with the five competitors who didn’t pay off Klerken.

The Race Resumes

Before resuming the race, the five agree to take turns at the front so everyone else can draft to conserve their energy before the finish line. However, when the race resumes, no one is willing to ride up front, so the cyclists attempt to go as slowly as possible to conserve their energy. This allows Robinson to enjoy the scenery and he eventually leaves the race with a female spectator to become the first black French dairy farmer. Before the end of the day, Ditters is taunted by a spectator for being unable to go fast. When the race resumes ten days later, an enraged Ditters goes as fast as possible to win the day, much to the shock of observers. Believing he had used enhancements, police raid his apartment and find that he had been doping himself with cheetah’s blood, which gets Ditters disqualified.

The Race Conclusion

When the race resumes, Peppi dies when he overexerts himself, causing his heart to explode within his chest, and falls off a cliff. Hass and Baton are the only competitors left, but they end up becoming attracted to each other and pause the race to go have sex in the woods. Hass finds out Baton’s true identity and agrees to keep it a secret, inadvertently turning him into a gay sports icon. When they resume the race, they tie their bicycles together to make sure they both win simultaneously. On the final day of the race, BBC reporter Rex Honeycut (James Marsden) attempts to win the Tour de France and is knocked to the ground by Baton, who is sent to 35 years in prison for manslaughter.

Robinson rushes out to the front and wins the race by 73 feet (22 m), becoming the first African-American to excel at cycling like his uncle did at baseball.

Present Day

Present day interviews are conducted with Hass (Jeff Goldblum), Baton (Julia Ormond), Robinson (Danny Glover), and Ditters (Dolph Lundgren), along with other outside observers, including disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong, who insists on remaining anonymous.

Don’t miss out on the thrilling and hilarious journey of the Tour de Pharmacy, watch the full movie online now to experience the madness firsthand!