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Nothing: A Thrilling Adventure

While hosting a party in his Manhattan penthouse, financial publisher Chris Thorne meets beautiful lawyer Diane Lightson, and agrees to escort her to consult a client in Atlantic City the following day. Two of Thorne’s clients, boisterous but wealthy Brazilian siblings Fausto and Renalda Squiriniszu, overhear Chris making plans for the road trip with Diane and invite themselves along.

The Unexpected Turn

Once underway, the Brazilians urge Chris to take a scenic detour off of the drab New Jersey Turnpike, which ultimately places them in the run-down village of Valkenvania. After running a stop sign and subsequently attempting to outrun pursuing chief of police Dennis Valkenheiser, the group is captured and taken before his 106-year-old grandfather, Judge Alvin Valkenheiser. At their hearing, Chris offends Alvin, and the yuppies are locked in a hidden room under the courthouse to be judged the next day. They later overhear Alvin executing a group of convicted drug dealers in a deadly roller coaster nicknamed “Mr. Bonestripper”.

Escape Plan

Chris, Diane, and the Brazilians are invited upstairs for supper. They learn that Alvin is keeping them there as part of a deep and longstanding grudge he holds against “bankers”, who generations ago swindled the Valkenheiser family and put them into poverty. The group attempts an escape, but Alvin’s massive granddaughter Eldona captures Chris and Diane. After being chased by Dennis’s cousin Miss Purdah, the Brazilians escape by cutting a deal with Dennis, who, disillusioned with his life and career, decides to escape with them.

A series of trick hallways and booby traps land Chris and Diane in an attic room that is filled with IDs and news clippings, where they put together that Alvin and the house are a mechanism for capturing and terminating undesirables, especially bankers. During another escape down a series of slides, Chris and Diane become separated. Diane finds herself in the property’s salvage yard, where she meets and befriends Alvin’s severely deformed grandchildren Bobo and Lil’ Debbull (who are barred from living in the house). Chris, still in the house, sneaks into Alvin’s bedroom to look around, but Alvin discovers him and attacks him. While attempting to flee from Alvin, Chris runs into Eldona. Alvin ceases his attack and declares Chris must comply with “house policy” and marry Eldona.

Unexpected Allies

Meanwhile in the court room, Digital Underground are being brought in on charges of speeding. The group tells Alvin they are musicians, a claim he orders them to verify with a performance. Delighted with the performance of their hit Same Song, Alvin drops all charges against the band, but asks them to stay as musicians and witnesses for the wedding. Chris initially goes through with the wedding in exchange for his life, but is later caught pleading with the band to help him escape. The band leaves without understanding the situation, and an enraged Alvin sentences Chris to die in “Mr. Bonestripper”. The machine breaks down just before Chris is fed into it, and he escapes.

The Final Escape

After the two report their ordeal to the authorities, the police prepare a large scale raid of Alvin’s courthouse. Chris and Diane are asked to accompany the police to Valkenvania only to find out that the troopers involved are fully aware of and allied with Alvin due to his ability to swiftly take care of undesirables. Just as the combined forces are about to dispatch Chris and Diane for knowing too much, the massive underground coal fires roar out of control, finally destroying the courthouse. In the ensuing chaos, Chris and Diane are able to make another escape.

In Brazil, Dennis becomes Fausto and Renalda’s head of security as he vows that nobody will harm them on his watch.

Back in New York, Diane wakes Chris from a daymare as the news broadcast of the Valkenvania disaster is shown where there is oil everywhere. Chris spots Alvin on a news broadcast, rummaging through the debris where he states to the reporter that he and his family survived. Brandishing Chris’s driver’s license, Alvin announces to the reporter that he and his family plan to move in with his “banker” grandson-in-law in New York. Chris flees the scene in a panic, leaving a cartoonish hole the shape of him in the wall.

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